Mini Green Goddess Choker
$60.00 Sale • Save
Infomercial Guy: Are you tired of your outdated and old jewelry?
Infomercial Guy: Are you absolutely annoyed that you can't find any jewels to match you inner goddess?
Me: F*&@# YES!
Infomercial Guy: Well you're in luck! With this new Mini Green Goddess choker you'll be the talk of the town, all you'll need is a crown to match and people will bow down! Order now!
Me: *conscience kicks in* Ugh, I probably don't need this...
Infomercial Guy: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Your probably thinking, "Well, do I really need this?"
Infomercial Guy: YOU DO!
Me: 😍😍 He gets me *whips out credit card*
*Handmade in Los Angeles
*18K Gold Plated